JZ Japan J-News J-Roundup (13/2/28)

Business as usual in Nipponland:

• Osaka police keeping it real with posters featuring racist caricatures of black men…

• 114-year-old Japanese baba is recognized as the world’s oldest woman.

• Old New PM Shinzo Abe takes a break from eating curry and taking runny curry poops 30 times a day to compare himself to The Iron Lady…

• The economy still sucks, surprise, surprise.

• Balloon crash in Egypt kills 19 tourists, Japanese included…