Charles Manson vs A Japanese High School Girl
The Typical Japanese High-School Girl vs Convicted Mass Murderer Charles Manson: A Comparative Study
Crazy Charlie Madman Manson: the Archangel of Death
Distinguishing Physical Features
Swastika emblazoned on forehead; prison garb; insane; soulless; glazed over, blank-staring eyes; tongue hanging out of mouth
Hobbies
Self mutilation; summoning the incarnation of Lucifer in jail cell; slow, painful dismemberment of cockroaches found under mattress
Favorite Music
Beatles’ White Album; anything by Wagner
Worst Thing Ever Done
Led sadistic, bloodthirsty, drug-ridden satanic cult; induced brain-washed followers into committing acts of unspeakable carnage and grisly barbaric murders of innocent victims, including the stabbing of a pregnant woman in the abdomen 26 times causing death of her as-yet unborn foetus.
Greatest Desire
To sit at the right hand of the Prince of Darkness after transcendence from this world and to rule over the tortured souls writhing in the inferno of the deepest pits of hell for time everlasting
Famous Saying
“Heed my sacred words, you foolish misguided people: I can never be in love, because I am love. And I will never die, because I am death!!”
Future Plans
To live the rest of his days in a strictly regimented lifestyle; wearing the clothes, eating the food, and performing the monotonous daily routines dictated by his superiors, cut off from the reality of the outside world, knowing little beyond the fantasies dreamt up within the rigid confines of his own mind; speaking a strange permutation of the English language that no one else can understand.
Natsumi-Chan
Distinguishing Physical Features
Light-brown highlights in her hair
Hobbies
Do a karaoke, eating Joyful
Favorite Music
Orange Range, Arashi
Worst Thing Ever Done
Forgot to wear regulation plain white socks to school one day
Greatest Desire
To marry Kimutaku from SMAP
Famous Saying
“What do you like sports?”
Future Plans
To live the rest of her days in a strictly regimented lifestyle; wearing the clothes, eating the food, and performing the monotonous daily routines dictated by her superiors, cut off from the reality of the outside world, knowing little beyond the fantasies dreamt up within the rigid confines of her own mind; speaking a strange permutation of the English language that no one else can understand.